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Brand new extractor fan joke -

I believe that it's possible to get through life without learning how to drive. It is a common line of thought that the possession of a car or the knowledge to drive is enough to validate one's existence, but I believe that it isn't necessary, you can validate yourself in other ways. Through the pursuit of knowledge, humor; read books, appreciate music, go traveling the 'local' way without renting a vehicle.

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Brand new extractor fan joke -
I believe that it's possible to get through life without learning how to drive. It is a common line of thought that the possession of a car or the knowledge to drive is enough to validate one's existence, but I believe that it isn't necessary, you can validate yourself in other ways.

Self Extractor Question -
Are there any self-extractors out there that once on the server, if from a local pc you access that url where the extractor is and you db click on it, it tells you Save to file or Open from location, you select open from location, and then the extractor extracts the folder to your hard

Wossy's extractor fan joke -
This has gone too far. Look at all this thread: http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php...47&postcount=1 Is wossy's joke funny at all???

Who the hell is wossname -
Some say he eats obscure operating systems for breakfast Some say he drinks urine instead of water Some say his joke about the extractor fan was repeated two times too many ...prithee continue the list as you see fit.

[2005] Self Extractor -
Hi, I am trying to make a program that canEncrypt a File Decrypt a File Encrypt a File into a Self Extractor Exe The only thing I am having a problem with is the "Encrypt a File into a Self Extractor Exe" Does anyone know how I can do this? I have checked the internet

thank u for responce sheikh,can explaine clearly(web extractor ) -
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hi friends my application is web data extractor ,how to extract the urls,phoneno,metatages,faxes.how to implement in c#.net or vb.net .can u give me valueble suggetion and code also.my .net version1.1

self extractor to temp the run exe -
how would i go about making a self extractor, that extracts the files to a tempory location, the runs the exe inside??? ( note there are other additional files with the exe 'not just the exe) Thanks in advance >>> Foxy <<<

File Extractor -
Hey everyone. Well i wanna make a file extractor, No NOT a virus. Its a clean GTA SA.exe so i don't get mixed up and it will help out my friends, etc. The file is 12mb. So anyone know how i could Hide the EXE file and then extract it to another directory, and have the ability t

[2008] Creating a file extractor and encyprtor -
Hello, I feel that learning how to make a file extractor and encryptor would be a great thing to know. I want to start with something simple and mostly used. So I decided to go with .zip files. However I do not know where to go from here. Where should I start? -Thanks in advance

Writing VB Shareware for Windows NT -
I have a shareware program I developed under Windows 98. I used a proven installer program to set up the install files. And I used WINZIP self-extractor to get things going when the user clicks on the setup icon. Somehow, in Windows 2000 and NT, people are reporting that after the

Icon Extractor -
Anyone know a good free Icon Extractor? Better still, does anybody know a good free Icon Extractor with Source Thanks

Extractor Fan Joke List -
Over the next few days I'm going to compile them all into here.. Then I'm going to write an IRC bot so I can have them all archived Not at work though.. when I get home If people want to help you.. feel free. chem

Do you have the right to delete my posts -
I posted a joke (a sick-type joke, I must admit). When I went back to the forum at the end of the day, I couldn't find it anywhere. Has it been deleted?

off the topic -
The uk goverment is a ****ing joke INCOME TAX, VAT, ABOLISHMENT OF MARRIED MANS ALLOWANCE... Oh i wonder WHYY, MORE ****ING MONEY OFF US HOME GROWN CATTLE.. What i joke... and the biggest joke of all.. the public does naff all about it.. GREAT BRITAIN yeh right... great for e

Another Cosmic Joke -
Joke

A Joke On Definition -
Hi, Here is a joke that i receive in my private mail and i like to share it with all of u. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of com

air filters + weed smoke -
I recently moved into a apartment and for some god unknown reason there are vents in my both my bathroom and kitchen that often THROW air into my apartment, and unfortunately it sometimes smells like pot... On top of that I got a portable air conditioner that sucks air into my room

So, that's what we think of religion, is it -
As soon as I specified in my JEsus joke thread title that it was, in fact, a joke, the view count doubled in about 5 minutes.

ok ok, I get the point! -
...You don't like the jokes I'm been telling lately. Fine I can respect that not everyone has a sense of humour. No problem. I hereby swear that henceforth I shall not post a single further joke about tractors. You could say that I'm an ex-ex-tractor-fan-joke fan. I'm getting

Running my .EXE automatically after installation -
Hi, I'm using VB's Package & Deployment Wizard to create a Setup program. Then I zip the 3 setup files (Setup.exe , Setup.lst & MyProgram.cab) into one file: -MyProgram.zip. I then use Winzip's Self-extractor to create a Self-extracting EXE: -MyProgram.exe So far so g

A New Design of WTC -
Hi Guys, Few ppl have sent me the following picture as email forward, this is supposed to be the new design for WTC. But i dont know if its a sick joke or real. Sounds like a joke to me. I checked out the CNN sites but couldnt find anything. What do you think. Danial

What is the funniest joke you have ever herd -
I was wondering what the funniest joke you have ever read, herd, told, exc... I have one, but isn't the best: Quote: How do you keep a stupid person entertained? Note: click link to get answer. Joke.

Filtering Emails in Outlook -
************************ SubjectText = "Joke" olFilter = "[Subject] = """ & SubjectText & """" Set olMailMsgs = olInBox.Items Set olMailMsg = olMailMsgs.Find(olFilter) Do While olMailMsg Is Not Nothing Debug.Print olMailMsg.

need help with arrays -
I'm going crazy. i can't figure out how to write a look-up code for a two dimensional arrays. Can you guys please help me. here is the more detail instruction: When the user selects a Brand from the list box and types a Part Number into the text box, and then clicks the “Find

progress bar. -
ok i am making a vb 'joke' program to send to a friend in revenge of sumthing he did to me (i know, i know ure thinking another 'joke' programmer.......) anyway i use Visual Basic 3 and as u know there is no progress bar component, so i downloaded one called mbar.vbx. Now what i want t

Joke Programs -
I'm currently creating a fresh "joke" program to send to mates who are annoying. What I need to have is a "fake" progress bar that moves from left to right, In lets say 10 seconds. Showing a percentage complete (0-100). I want it to start when a command button is

substring replace -
i need to use a method with similar functionality to PHP's substr_replace. example: example=substr_replace("this is a test","joke",10,4); example contains "this is a joke"; example2: example2=substr_replace("this is a test","jok

practical joke! -
Hi guys, i'm not a programmer, but my friend is, and I want to pull a practical joke on him, but I need your help. He made a program in VB that has a funny picture of me in it and I wanted to know if it was possible to change that picture with something else.. (goatse?) anyhoo,

webbrowser!(woth the reading,joke inside!) -
i've been wondering,howcan you get a webbrowser to go to an url AND "come" from a specific url("referer") JOKE ------ What do you call a blonde that's in college? -a visitor! (no offense to blondes ofcourse)

NEW Excel BUG found!!!!!!!!! -
Hi All, We bumped into the following problem in an excel workbook: Put the following range in a pivot table. brand qtr value ps q1 23 ps q2 54 ps xm q1 43 ps xm q2 65 put qtr as column and brand as row The following macro produce an error '1004' Application-def

Excel Macro error -
Hi All, We bumped into the following problem in an excel workbook: brand qtr value Sum of value qtr ps q1 5 brand q1 q2 ps q2 4 ps 5 4 ps xm q1 3 ps xm 3 3 ps xm q2 3 The following macro produce an error '1004' Application-defined or object defined error and it looks as if &

VB SQL code help -
Hey all, I'm currently building a Report Builder Tool using VB to get queries from the MsAccess Data using SQL codes and Displaying it onto the screen. I am currently having trouble with this SQL query. What I need to do is 'Get the Number and Brand of Laptops for each Brand Sold

Birthday Card Ideas -
Its my dads birthday, and i want to make him a joke card instead of paying like £2 squid for one from the shops. Can anybody give me some ideas? Maybe a picture on the front with some text, with another pic inside finishing off with a joke. THANKS

vbhelp -
My extractor doesn't extract .fum documents. what can I do?

Joke Directory -
These are just some of the joke threads. The names are the current thread subjects when I did the search. Joke Marathon Lame Jokes Chemistry Jokes Java Joke Obligatory Australian Jokes from a forwarded Email Yo momma jokes for Greeks Yo momma jokes for Geeks Lame Jokes

Rate This Joke -
if you ever had a meaningful relationship with a woman(which i dont think any of you have since you all computer nerdz) *things, hmm but except me of course* you probably can get this joke "Whats the difference between a woman on PMS and a Terrorist?" ............

Joke -
I wanted to play a joke on a friend by making a program tht will turn on when u make an auto play thing but here is were im stuck, I need to know how to make the program call shutdown -s -t 30 -c "Have A Nice Day =)" any ideas. i am using Visual Studio .net 2003 C++

The Perpetual VB-World Hardware Discussion Thread -
Yes, the Dell is a joke. I did not buy a Dell nor would I EVER touch one! Geez even if I had $2500 I wouldn't touch a Dell Only Gimlin guessed that it was a joke, and Emo guessed on AIM. I told sail3005 about the joke since he was my stefan raab ally i thought he should kno

So this bloke walks into a bar ... -
I've found it !!! The bar thread, thought it was gone forever ... http://forums.vb-world.net/showthrea...=joke+and+rate

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