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Family Fortunes:
Genuine contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes.
We asked one hundred people to name...
You say...

A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
A famous Scotsman - Jock
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
A jacket potato topping - Jam
A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes
A sign of the Zodiac - April
A job a working dog does - Slave
Something with a hole in it - A window
Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
A type of big cat - Persian
A type of record - Floppy Disk
Something associated with pigs - The Police
A non-living object with legs - A plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
Something red - My cardigan
A kind of ache - Fillet-o-fish
To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:
A food that can be eaten without chewing - Er, chips!
Something you beat - An apple
A dangerous race (i.e. motor race) - The Arabs
A number you have to memorise - Seven
Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
Something in the garden that's green - The shed
Something a blind man might use - A sword
Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
An animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
A famous bridge - The Bridge over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
Something you put on the walls - Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
A famous Royal - Mail
Something slippery - A con-man
A way of cooking fish - Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something the cat does - Goes to the toilet
An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
Something you have with a coffee - The Sunday Sport
A song with "Moon" in the title - 'Blue Suede Moon'
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels


enjoy them

 

Cheer, Cheer... -
Let the light side of your mind prevail over the dark one! Let the world know what you think of it and its members! Express your innermost/deepest feelings about any member of the VB Forums here, in this thread. Give way to what you have been suppressing all the while.


cheer me up -
hi guys and girls, i am very low today and fedup. i am in great need of being cheered up, any ideas ??


I wanna be a cheerleader!! -
not a cheer******!!


Deleted - No Post Here -
Hi Dears, I Searched but did not get anything How Can I Open the link in the Current Active Browser Window Cheer


Parksie....... -
Why the sad face ?????? cheer up mate


Bored -
Everyone has run away *sob* Please, someone cheer me up!


Katie, Cheer Up!!! -
Everyone, Katie seems to be having "a case of the mondays". Let's CHEER HER UP!!!!!!!


It ain't a world cup without the Aussies! -
I don't really care much for soccer/'football', but it's especially boring when I've no one to cheer for - reckon FIFA'll come to their senses any time soon?


The Go England thread ! -
Now that our team comes home it's time to cheer for some other buggers. GO ENGLAND !


Anyone going to the British Grand Prix this weekend [serious] -
I'm going along to cheer on Kimi (and the Brits!), is anybody else from VBF gonna be there too? Three days of camping and races should be absolutely fantastic


Defining in Random -
Hi Dears, I have a tool Shows Random messages and i want to show defined message after every 5 or 10 messages. Cheer


Jokes for everyone.. -
I think that we need a thread for jokes so that it can cheer people up when they are feeling depressed etc... Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A: A full set of teeth.


Using 'switch user' as a trigger -
Hi peeps, I need to write a little prog that's triggered when a user switches user (as opposed to logs off). My VB skills are.. well.. limited lol so I'm hoping for something fairly easy if poss! Cheer all


Not depressed - just British -
Full of good cheer.


poor egg -
If you think your life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. I takes four minutes to get hard. Only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all...the only chick that ever sat on your face was


OCX development - niggly -
Hidi-ho Right I have created an ocx (hurray I hear you cheer) How do I update a machine that is not my development machine without creating a setup package. I have tried regsrv32 then the ocx name but that didn't work. The machine is NT CMD G


Tobago -
Salutations all. Back from 13 days in Tobago. It was supposed to be 12 but my flight got cancelled on the way back and I was delayed by 26 hrs. Have been awake for a long long time and fancied a rant to cheer up. Where better? zazzzzzzzzzzz


Reverse Engineer -
Hi, I have installed VISIO 2002 Pro SR1 and when I opened VB6 I found an option to create UML diagram by visio which kinda reserve engineers the code u have and lets you create some nice diagrams. I was just wondering if this is possible to in VS.NET with VISIO...??? Cheer.


How to build a Vb application sitting in the task bar after windows startup -
Hi folks, I want to build a VB application which can sit in the task bar after windows start up and schedule do some job every about 10 hours. Your generous help is appreciated! Cheer!


[02/03] Date with time -
Hi Am trying to output the Date and time in log file..after doing websearch I found this code to format the date Today.Now.ToString("dd/mm/yy HH:mm:ss") However its producing nonsense for the dates...the time is right though cheer George


SQL Queries: Last mon/ Last Fri -
hi all I have 2 reports to do in SQL Server 2000, am not used to using this so am struggling with dates First report is daily...need to find 3 unique items; today, yesterday...and all (got that)...allow for monday if possible..ie sat being last day Weekly this week...Mon-sat,


INXS Tour -
I am the proud owner of 3 INXS tickets for the Melbourne leg of thier tour in September. My 9 year daughter who loves them, and my wife are going too Any one else going to an INXS concert? Cheer 'n' Beers, Bruce.


Counting records in all tables in SQL Server2000 -
Hi all Am wanting to run a routine against a SQL Server 2000 database. Am looking for total of all records in the database (non system tables) Is there way to do this in VB.net or withing SQL Server 2000 cheer george


sad music -
hi all, i am a bit fed up today and when i feel like this i tend to listen to Genesis and this helps me cheers up, what music do you listen to, to cheer you up, and what music do you listen to, to calm you down, i find that Rage Against The Machine helps me thanks


VB.Net to SQL Server -
Hi all I am about to be given a project and I would like to use vb.net 1.1 and Sql Server to create a basic search and display a record program. I oversimpilfy here! I had done a basic VB.net to Access program before, with you guys help! So this second time around is there any


Playing a Wav when a message box pops up. -
Hey, Does any one know how to disable the sound when a message box pops up and replace it with another Wav file???? It could be a box for winning a game or something and when it pops up there could be a cheer or something like that from a wav file. If anyone has the code or kn


RE: Secret Santa Club.. -
Hi all, Wel the festive time is uupon us once more for the 2005th time, and its time for the annual vb forums secret (well sort of) santa appeal. Evrybody has to spend £5 ($8) on eachother and name what they bought here for 1 person... Was gonna buy wossy a ssense of humor,bu


AfterLabelEdit on listView -
I am tyring to use the afterLabelEdit for a listview and the problem I am having is that if you click on the row to enable an edit and then don't change anything I get the below error when getting the value via: e.label.toString An unhandled exception of type 'System.NullRefere


Filburt1's board wins! -
http://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showt...threadid=60081 I know some of you must be pissed off at filburt1, but I still think we should cheer him on this occasion. Three cheers for the Turtle! .


starter motor cables -
just took off my starter motor for a new one , new one i bolted in, and there are 3 cables to attach and two blots on the starter to attach them, well there a small cable which goes to one blot ad the battery live which goes to the other bolt, but i cant remember which bolt the alterna


Java - VB - Joke - Cheer some people in here -
Well there was this old man sitting on a bench reading a java book and this brainy kid walks by and asks why are you reading that java book. So he procedes to tell the kid. Well i hear that the language that is spoken in Heaven is java. So i want to be prepared when i get there. I want


Homeless Man Poetry -
I thought long and hard about how to cheer VisualAd up during this difficult time. The best way, in my opinion, was to write poems about homeless people. If you have a poem about homeless people, please add it to this thread. Thank you. I wrote this poem earlier today. O Homel


cccc-especially to cheer active up -
here are some more of my jokes, i hope you like them Etch-A-Sketch FAQ: Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen. A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? A: Pick it up and shake it. Q: What's the shortcut


tumblingdown, and anyone else that can help please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
When dennis wanted to create a virtual drive, i thought that it would be very beneficial for me to have one, you gave him the following information Quote: set up a share (right click | sharing) on a folder (like c:\data\share_data) then at a prompt type ne


Crystal Reports - ADO Recordset -
Hi, I am having problems assigning a recordset to a Report DataBase using the DATABASE.SetDataSource command. If I use the DATABASE.AddADOCommand command everthing works well but it is not what I want - (you don't also get what you want.) Below is the code that does not work


yet another joke -
farmer had one roster and way too many chickens so he thought that he needed another roster making this short he gets a new young roster so he has 2 rosters now the old roster being threaten by this challenged the young to a race who ever wins gets to stay and the other has to


Page content not Loading .. sometimes -
Hey all I have this very irritating problem. I have a user Login section which loggs in the Company a user's from and the the individual users. Now my problem is that SOMETIMES the page content doesn't show if the user loggs in. this is a problem because the users Login get's lock


My First 3D Animation!! (WOW) -
Well After 2 hours of instructor-led step-by-step learning, I was able to create (not so) stunning graphics... I made LEGO!! MWaHahahahhahaha Here it is... lemme know what you think, rant, cheer, yell, ooh, and ahh all you want... see if i could care less! post some comments pl


The Queen of Cheer******s -


Karl Moore.. -
Should i buy or no buy http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/159...283155&s=books Quote: The content is ok, however the writing style of Karl Moore is really bad. He tries to be funny whole the time. The first few pages I thought it would be ok, however he con